Former All Progressives Congress (APC) spokesperson in Lagos and ex-special adviser to Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu on drainage and water resources, Joe Igbokwe, has offered tongue-in-cheek tips on how to date a married woman.
In a post on his Facebook page, Igbokwe outlined a series of rules, humorously highlighting the complexities and pitfalls of engaging in extramarital affairs.
While presenting a long list of guidelines, he emphasised that the main point was that it’s best to stay away from that kind of situation.
See the rules below:
RULES OF DATING SOMEONE’S WIFE;
1. Never take photos with her.
2. If you called and she hangs up, don’t call her back, the husband is around.
3. Don’t text her love messages.
4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.
5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.
6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.
7. If she calls you, receive but don’t answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.
8. Don’t call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.
9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don’t remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.
10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE’S WIFE AND FIND YOUR OWN .!
